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Pubic Hair Fashion for Vampires
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Pubic Hair Fashion for Vampires
My Undead maid died and got turned way back in the dark ages …..During the 1970’s I think, like most of the undead Vampire girls she does not bother with panties …or in fact any underwear! well it is not that they need to visit the bathroom apart from washing blood off the fangs.
So vampires from her time have wonderful examples of Undergrowth …er…..Personal Rainforest, and like the head hair of the undead it instantly grows back if cut ! .................
after the first 100 years they so give up on waxing everyday.
I have noticed that with some of the more fashionable maids turn their rain-forest into a pony tail and the more adventurous ones attach pubic hair extensions from the ones they have killed as a fashion statement along with colored beads or little bells……….you may ask how I know this ……..well they all like wearing very short skirts and bend over a lot when male vampires walk past
………..well one can’t help but notice
………...especially when the beads are in day glow orange and green, and as to the little bells
well they give a completely different meaning to the words having a tinkle.
If you think that is odd you should see what wearing makeup is like for maids which can not see a reflection in a mirror !
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Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon Amy has written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night.
Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon Amy has written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night.
Body Swap
Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.
Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.
When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.
Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.
Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.
But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.
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