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Saturday, September 23, 2017

Waking up naked in a strange bed !




Waking up Naked in strange bed with a Hangover and no memory of how you got there.



Bed and sleeping with people is always a problem and as I always say Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing.





So back to waking up naked in strange bed with a hangover and no memory of how you got there, every drinking girls nightmare, along with the worry of where you left your clothes.

So you slowly open your eyes and painfully look around a strange room which from the décor shouts rather too loudly of cheap motel …….


and the way your head feel it says it far too laud even if it whispered it.




A cheap nylon sheet is covering you …….er ………..and that is all you have covering you ………. A fur coat would have been nice …….shut up …….






you don’t mind who I kill and eat but you object to me liking fur ….huh………….you humans are so odd if I said a human corpse covering you would not have cared !!!

Is it all that is covering you …er…yes you check twice and a single piece of coloured cord around ones wrist does not count!
Supporting the local cat’s home is very charitable but does not count as clothing.







So what happens next?








1. A man leaves some money on the bed side table as he puts on his trousers and leaves …………


Action: ……….you scream ……………. What just $20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. You turn to one side and see a naked man and two naked female fashion models in bed with you.


Action: Roll over and go back to sleep you are ether in some guys dream or if real with the fashion models in bed with you than you know your honor is quite safe.

3. There is Eric the vampire from true blood in next to you in bed


Action: ………….. Pounce on him ….he is not going to get away again!

4. You notice the room is empty apart from a pile of female clothes which are not yours.


Action :………. ….You know that no matter how short the skirt is you will go without underwear today as there is just no way you are ever going to put on another persons used underwear!

5. You look down and see you are now a guy You have changed sex during the night !!!! And then you hear
a female voice near by asked how was it for you and shall we do it again?.


Action:……………. Hope whatever the new extra bits you have know what they are going to do with out you having to order an owner’s manual from Amazon, but then as you stare at what is between your legs and now you more fear that the bigger problem will be trying to fit back into the micro dress you had on last night

6. You look down and you are still female but you hear a female voice near by asked how was it for you and shall we do it again.


Action: ……………. Telling her you have a headache only works on guys so you look on the bright side no matter what went on its now too late and turn to her
thinking at least you won’t get pregnant.

7. You look down at your hand and discover a gold band on your wedding finger and snoring coming from someone near you in bed.


Action………………. Panic ! all you can remember are day glow cocktails with strange names like oblivion and something so pretty that it could not be alcoholic……….
You can only remember talking to two people last night 1. a long distant truck driver who got his tattoos while in jail and 2. the bartender you are really praying
it is the bartender next to you and then you remember the bartender was female and remembering the tattoos still pray it is the bartender!

8. You look around the empty room and remember that you booked yourself in last night just after being sick over the guy you fancied and you did not even remember eating peas. But he refused to take you home so you crashed here.


Action:……………….You pray to all the gods you know thanking them for the pounding head and the feeling of still wanting to be sick as it could have been far worse!









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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.









A Body Swap Book by Amy Mah









Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.



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Amazon Link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

Friend lists on face book are useless for security

Friend lists on face book are useless for security checks as when Face book asks for a name that matches a face I take a look and then look again and think I have no idea who that person is but I am sure they are on the FBI's most wanted so don’t ask such things for security.

Look I do try and keep the friends list down to the minimum without FB checking if I am a hermit.


So simple if you want to know more about me then google me or buy a book as I sure do not want people on my friends list that start a conversation with who are you? As that is my tag line so get your own. 




next here is my latest book  


Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)


Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.



Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.



When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.



Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.



Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.



But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.




Link to amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502908229&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah









Thursday, August 17, 2017

The Back Door Loop Hole A Garfunkel and Oates song which could be a religius loophole on pre marrage sex

The Back Door Loop Hole 

A Garfunkel and Oates song which could be a religius loophole on pre marrage sex







Now Garfunkel and Oates are one of the few groups to be able to get away with saying things that are kinda …… well click on the videos and you will see what I mean.

Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) is generally anal or oral sex between people, see I bet you all thought it was just anal sex, well I did up until I googled it. Er when was it ever oral? I don’t remember any town called Oral in the bible getting destroyed due to the folks liked giving head.

Is it also true that the Church is happy with anal sex between men and women but not men and men, like what is the difference?

My knowledge on biology is mostly the High School kind so if someone can explain the difference between male and female butt sex, and why God is ok with one and not the other I will do another blog to inform everyone.




I know that some religious folk say guy on guy sex is a sin as sex should only be used to create children, well for those same religious folk that think it is ok for anal sex as long as it is between men and women should retake High School biology as pregnancy that way would sure take a miracle.    

I expect that some time in the past some drunken guy had a go at backdoor sex but did not know the gender of his target until he pulled back the sheets in the morning.


It may come as a shock to guys but anal sex is not very high on the normal females everyday to do list, and for most it can be an unpleasant surprise followed by the words “Sorry it slipped”


next here is my latest book  


Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)


Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.



Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.



When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.



Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.



Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.



But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.




Link to amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502908229&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah














Wednesday, January 11, 2017

The Vigilant Citizen News Site

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About VC

“Signs and symbols rule the world, not words nor laws.” -Confucius
This timeless quote perfectly sums up the aims of this website. To understand the world we live in, we must understand the symbols surrounding us. To understand those symbols, we must dig up their origin, which are often deeply hidden in occult mysteries. In short, this site aims to go beyond the face value of symbols found in pop culture to reveal their esoteric meaning.
My quest for knowledge led me to obtain a Bachelor’s degree in Communications and Politics in 2002. I’ve mainly studied the way power uses mass media to shape and mold attitudes of the general public. My education was perfect to hold a job in political marketing and PR, but did not satisfy my thirst for truth.
My efforts to further understand the forces governing the world lead me to study secret societies, mystery religions, esoteric sciences and ancient civilizations. I’ve spent the last two decades researching Theosophy, Freemasonry, Rosicrucianism, the Bavarian Illuminati and Western Occultism. These schools of thoughts have many things in common: they are based on Hermetic teachings, they attach EXTREME importance to symbolism and they recruit within their ranks the most prominent people of all fields of society: Politics, business, law, finance, etc. The natural result of this phenomenon is the display of occult symbolism in all aspects of society, especially music, movies and buildings. My goal is to bring  out the meaning of these symbols in a clear, concise and entertaining way.
I used to be a music producer who has composed music for some fairly well-known “urban” artists. My work in the music business has led me to deal with talent agents, video directors and record companies. Through my experiences and my contacts,  I have discovered some of the darker aspects of the entertainment industry, which I found were in direct connection with my studies in occultism. It is necessary to understand of the state of mind that prevails in the higher levels of the music industry to “get” the full meaning of the symbolism found in music videos. Some things are simply not intended to be understood by all, they are meant for the “few”.
That being said, there is a reason why occult teachings are held secret. They reveal the naked Truth without any compromise. Very few people are prepared to face those facts.  As much as I would like to open the world’s eyes, I realize that this site IS NOT for everybody. If you are not comfortable with these topics or you’re simply not interested, I suggest you go there instead.
If, however, you’re  interested in the findings of a genuine truth seeker, you’re at the right place.

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Friday, January 6, 2017

Classes on personal female hygiene. VAMPIRE CLAWS


Classes on personal female hygiene. 
VAMPIRE CLAWS

With Vampires all the talk is on Fangs where as so little is talked about the useful vampire tools of 20 sharp and great looking claws.


Claws are weapons and tools and not just something to polish, paint red and scratch hard to reach parts of your body with.

I have often explained how useful they are for opening easy open packs of cookies along with the need to keep them clean and sharp using a block of wood at bed time.

It can be very restful to lie on ones back ripping apart a block of wood as one strengthens ones fingers and toes.

I do so wish my Aunt would not call it girls playing with themselves in bed to make ones fingers stronger as I am sure people will misunderstand such wording… sighing so silly to misunderstand the comment as heck that sort of behaviour is what we have maids for.

But the reason they pop out in times of need is rarely spoken about outside classes on personal vampire hygiene.



I can only talk of the living vampire here but the simple reason they work so well is that you do not need to think about un-sheathing them, it kinda just happens.

Now I suspect it works something like ones bladder Er? Ok not quite as your bladder but in the way muscles are always on so relaxing muscles will instantly give you the ability to make water or in the case of a vampire show off your wall climbing tools.


Now a word of warning it is not a good idea to stand behind any vampire and shout “BOO” as unlike a human being surprised may produce a puddle of water with a vampire it is more likely they will remove the heads of anyone within 20feet as a shock response, or just anger of having ruined yet another pair of shoes by the extending of foot claws by accident.       





next here is my latest book  


Smoking Hot (the diary of a fire demon)


Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.



Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.



When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.



Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.



Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.



But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.




Link to amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502908229&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah








Monday, January 2, 2017

RUSSIA Controls American Election by Hacking!



RUSSIA Controls American Election by Hacking!

So much talk about did the Russians or the Easter Bunny destroy American democracy?

Is it true that Russia, China or a 10 year old kid in school break hacked Hillary Clintons email showing people her email security is kinda cr#p as her own people hand out the password when asked.

But the worry should be something different and that is the politics being used and to warn the country that no computer system is safe from the evil hordes seeking to destroy the American way of life.   

 Is it true? Who cares, the point is not who did it but the fact someone could do it … if a foreign power did do it then you LIE and tell the public it was a high school kid.

You NEVER EVER tell Americans that a foreign power can bypass American state of the art cyber security! People would be happy that a 10 year old kid could hack the pentagon and start World War Three

But never ever say that some foreign power is better in anyway, let alone have the ability to upset elections by showing stuff politicians want to keep hidden until after they get the power and can ignore any facts for 4 years.

 If truth is the first casualty of war then facts are the unwelcome and shunned guests at any Political Party, one of my fun little quotes.


We all know that Politicians never let facts get in the way of a popular vote gaining policy 


Monday, December 26, 2016

The Modern Vampire Community is real and not all about mono diets, coffins and problems with heat activated equipment.




The Modern Vampire Community is real and not all about mono diets, coffins and problems with heat activated equipment. A little different from the Vampire mythology the world has a thriving real and living vampire community. The community is a mix of people from the GVC Greater Vampire Community, VW Vampire World and the VVC Voices Vampire Community to Psi Vamps and Blood Drinkers. As some say Biting is not just about lifestyle when you are a Vampire sometimes it just means you are hungry 

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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

What Vampires do during the day The Vampire Community



This has been growing over the past few years and is in no way finished as it is just the tip of an iceberg on what is going on in the background.  

It is different from other types of website on this subject as it covers links to various parts of the community that may not get on with each other.

VVC members have supplied me with many links to sites they run or wish to publicise….and it is advertised on VVC fb groups.

You will see links and Details of Sabastiaan’s Vampire World which you would never see on a pure VVC site, as they say he is too commercial. 

Highgate vampire followers may soon have a link as it has already been advertised on several Highgate vampire groups and people have shown an interest to be linked to it.

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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Life as a sexy teenage vampire

Life as a sexy teenage vampire 

hot and horny blood sucking vampire girls 


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Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).








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